This is the conversation I had with Sweetie this morning:
Mrs. X: I had more of that brownish-red spotting again this morning. I was expecting it, though, because I had those cramps again last night.
Sweetie: I wish I knew what was going on.
Mrs. X: Do you want to talk to my uterus when you get home?
Sweetie: Yea. I'd like that.
He's going to have to do it through my stomach since the other entrance is strictly off-limits (per Dr. Uterus' orders). I hope this "talk" gives us some answers, although, so far my uterus has been awfully deceptive. Bad uterus!